s4m1sr
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Post by s4m1sr on Aug 25, 2012 23:19:03 GMT -5
You're so bad Zoda revenge that you lose your sword everytime you throw it and you have to take a new from Cleopatra/Leonard da Vinci.
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Post by xexyz5011 on Aug 26, 2012 16:52:00 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that the Star became a black hole and the Tropics sank into the sea.
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sevens1997
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Post by sevens1997 on Aug 26, 2012 17:16:48 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that when you use a medicine, you lose five hearts.
You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that Mica said, "Screw this" and ran off with Zoda-Z before you reached Yum-Yum.
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Post by xexyz5011 on Aug 25, 2013 12:37:23 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that the helicopter that was supposed to carry you to C-Island flew itself into the ocean.
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Post by xexyz5011 on Dec 26, 2014 15:31:15 GMT -5
I'm so bad at StarTropics that I've owned the game for 20 years or so and still have yet to beat it legitimately. :/ Lol.
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lecayle
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Post by lecayle on Mar 29, 2015 1:33:06 GMT -5
hopefully this one wasn't taken:
You are so bad at Startropics that before the game even starts, you lose your tickets for the ride to C-Island, lost your last baseball game in Seattle, and broke your pitching arm. However, as a consolation prize, the nurse staff at Seattle General is pleasant. The jell-o isn't too bad either.
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Scotty D.
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Post by Scotty D. on Mar 29, 2015 6:03:41 GMT -5
Good one, lecayle!
You're so bad at StarTropics that you force Baboo to open his big mouth on C-Island. The aliens come and abduct both of you, and you spend the rest of the game watching uncomfortably as Mike and Baboo both get awkwardly probed. After being placed back on C-Island, the two of you agree never to speak of this again. Mike has been so emotionally scarred from the whole experience that he immediately jumps off a cliff into the ocean and drowns.
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Coralcola
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Post by Coralcola on Apr 2, 2015 12:15:35 GMT -5
Good one, lecayle! You're so bad at StarTropics that you force Baboo to open his big mouth on C-Island. The aliens come and abduct both of you, and you spend the rest of the game watching uncomfortably as Mike and Baboo both get awkwardly probed. After being placed back on C-Island, the two of you agree never to speak of this again. Mike has been so emotionally scarred from the whole experience that he immediately jumps off a cliff into the ocean and drowns. TV PILOT! Hmmm... You're so ungodly awful at StarTropics, you end up crashing the helicopter en route to C-Island, slamming it into a BP oil tanker, engulfing the entire south Pacific in an oil slick, destroying all the wildlife, turning the beautiful blue ocean straight black, all the lush greenery to poopy brown, and all the villagers... well... And don't even get me started on the whale or on Nav-Com... /Too morbid? Too close to home?
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Post by xexyz5011 on Apr 2, 2015 19:04:35 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that, instead of inputting the start-up code into Sub-C, you accidentally input the self-destruct code and wiped out not only yourself but the entirety of C-Island! (Dr. J sure did put some strong explosives in there!)
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lecayle
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Post by lecayle on Apr 8, 2015 23:48:25 GMT -5
You are so bad at startropics that when you give petey parrot the worm, it chokes him. You perform a birdy heimlich, but all it does is force the worm deeper and you don't get petey's clue. After bumbling around, you find your way to the whale scene, but as HE swallows you he chokes. You luck out and attack his ganglia like in yoshis island for king froggy and make your escape. However, the whale hocks you out to rapidly and you are blasted into space, colliding withZodas ship before it lands, destroying it. Somehow you manage to rescue your uncle and the tetrads but C Island is destroyed by Zodas ship as it crashes to earth. The credits roll, and you spend the rest of yor life paying insurance claims by surviving membets of C Island families. *edit* Even I am still giggling about how bad that one is...southern cross karma I guess
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Post by Scotty D. on Apr 9, 2015 19:06:17 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics, you spend the entire game looking for the Big Dipper...not realizing, of course, that this is a NORTHERN HEMISPHERE constellation. You are quickly devoured by slugs from the first dungeon.
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lecayle
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Post by lecayle on Feb 18, 2016 17:42:02 GMT -5
Hmm, You are SO bad at Startropics that you have it confused with Castlevania. You go through all the dungeons begging for undead to fight, but flee hysterically when you face off with your first zombie-ostrich. Since you are unable to leave the room, you hide in a corner, tearing up the ground trying to bury yourself in fear. Micah has to step in at this point *somehow* and saves you. You are then teleported to the final battle with Zoda, and after a moment of confusion, you tell him "Daaaaannng, Dracula! you got UGLY!"
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deko
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Post by deko on Mar 25, 2016 17:54:35 GMT -5
You're so bad at Startropics, that when it got so hot, you decided to jump into the water for a good swim. Too bad that just costed you a life.
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Post by Scotty D. on Mar 25, 2016 20:37:00 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics, when you went to answer the mother Dolphin's request for help, you simply said "GTFO". The mother Dolphin then proceeded to ram the Sub-C until it punched a hole in the hull, sending you to a watery grave.
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lecayle
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Post by lecayle on Mar 26, 2016 23:45:12 GMT -5
YOU! Yes, you! You are so terrible at Startropics that you forget ST is a game, and begin to call out your attacks during your 'power up' like good anime. When you face off with Zoda, you guilt him into a lengthy monologue of his machinations. When he finishes, you call loudly "Kaioken!" And Zoda beats you down as you try to bankai.
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