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Post by nightscrabbler on Jul 27, 2009 20:30:51 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that the pig on C Island gave you swine flu.
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Post by sykonachoman on Sept 12, 2009 23:13:49 GMT -5
You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that the first time you time-traveled, you went forward in time to the Game Over screen.
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Stroh
Coralcolian Villager
Posts: 22
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Post by Stroh on Dec 23, 2009 15:03:25 GMT -5
You're so bad at Startropics that Sub-C hit a rock and you sunk and drowned.
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Coralcola
Global Moderator
Forget the Hollywood mess. If I was host, I'd have Wheel tape on C-Island. :)
Posts: 1,981
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Post by Coralcola on Dec 23, 2009 16:09:43 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that the pig on C Island gave you swine flu. Chief Coralcola?
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Post by sonic332 on Jan 31, 2010 13:48:54 GMT -5
I think (s)he means the pig they were going to roast for dinner.
You're so bad at StarTropics that when Mike picked up the flaming torch in the cave on C-Island, it instantly set him ablaze.
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Post by shecolakitty on Mar 17, 2010 20:31:50 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that at the end of the first game, he shoves the bananas in YOUR ears.
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Mar 18, 2010 10:19:08 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that at the end of the first game, he shoves the bananas in YOUR ears. I don't know why, but I kinda thought you'd say "you're so bad at StarTropics that at the end of the first game, Mica shoves the bananas up Mike's..." you know the rest. XD As for me.. You're so bad at StarTropics, that you never make it in time back to Chief Miracola's hut. Bananette dies, and Mike becomes the village's sacrifice to the gods... and then re-incarnates as the boar in Coralcola everytime you load the game.
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greenglowbo8745
Ace Pitcher
Mike Jones is like the High School version of Ash Williams
Posts: 120
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Post by greenglowbo8745 on Apr 27, 2011 22:49:56 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that when you try to freeze Octo The Huge, you end up freezing yourself.
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tranny
Coralcolian Villager
Posts: 3
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Post by tranny on Jul 11, 2011 1:18:08 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that every time you submerge Sub-C underwater, the ship never comes back up.
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CKY2K
C-Serpant Slayer
Island Courage
Posts: 233
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Post by CKY2K on Jul 12, 2011 8:00:45 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics, that when you tried to board the sub, it swam away from you.
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Scotty D.
Administrator
Totally Awesome Dude
Roll Initiative!
Posts: 7,312,445
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Post by Scotty D. on Jul 12, 2011 14:27:50 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics, when you tried to use the Yo-Yo, it got wrapped around your feet, you tripped, and the slugs killed you and ate your corpse.
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gellin
Administrator
startropics.com
Posts: 560
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Post by gellin on Jul 13, 2011 6:33:13 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that every time you get it a Big Heart it says, "It's delicious...but nothing happens."
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Jul 13, 2011 12:15:47 GMT -5
lmao.
You're so bad at StarTropics that when you use the Asterisk, instead of splitting sideways, it splits forward and backward, hurting you.
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sevens1997
Coralcolian Villager
Circuits Indicate Success! Circuits Indicate Success!
Posts: 29
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Post by sevens1997 on Dec 2, 2011 18:57:46 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics, the mirror shatters the instant you pick it up.
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deko
Coralcolian Villager
Posts: 23
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Post by deko on Dec 8, 2011 22:51:42 GMT -5
you're so bad at StarTropics that when you used the kick boots, you landed on the water instead of where you were standing.
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