brucependragon
Ace Pitcher
I like you, but my avatar doesn't.
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Post by brucependragon on Mar 26, 2009 21:22:00 GMT -5
(Hey. I've had that happen to me) You're so bad at Star Tropics that the Southern Cross falls out of the sky and lands on you.
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CKY2K
C-Serpant Slayer
Island Courage
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Post by CKY2K on Mar 26, 2009 22:53:32 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that you can't even beat the name registration screen.
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Mar 27, 2009 12:47:21 GMT -5
You are so bad at StarTropics that when you gave the worm to Peter the Parrot, he pecked the tard out of you and you died. Then he pecked the Shaman to death so she wouldn't revive you.
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Post by Matt on Mar 27, 2009 17:20:35 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that when you dipped the letter in water, the word "FAIL" appeared.
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Post by barockmanobama on Apr 18, 2009 4:57:41 GMT -5
You're so bad at Startropics that when you turned the game on, all that showed on the TV was the word FAIL...and then the TV exploded, wounding you mortally in the process.
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Coralcola
Global Moderator
Forget the Hollywood mess. If I was host, I'd have Wheel tape on C-Island. :)
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Post by Coralcola on Apr 18, 2009 13:32:12 GMT -5
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brucependragon
Ace Pitcher
I like you, but my avatar doesn't.
Posts: 103
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Post by brucependragon on Apr 18, 2009 15:29:28 GMT -5
(wow, that's epic) you're so bad at Star Tropics that you died fighting Pete the Parrot.
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Apr 25, 2009 17:04:32 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics, that the Shaman didn't want to revive you because she thought it'd be futile.
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Post by barockmanobama on Apr 25, 2009 20:26:59 GMT -5
DUDE... You win the friggin' internet. XD Also, you're so bad at Startropics that when you landed on C-Island at the start, the island actually SINKS INTO THE OCEAN AND KILLS YOU INSTANTLY.
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on May 11, 2009 14:08:37 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics to the point that when you arrived on C-Island for the first time, Zoda had already destroyed the remaining argonians, all the villagers were turned into boars, and you couldn't get your yoyo from anyone.
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Coralcola
Global Moderator
Forget the Hollywood mess. If I was host, I'd have Wheel tape on C-Island. :)
Posts: 1,981
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Post by Coralcola on May 17, 2009 13:06:57 GMT -5
DUDE... You win the friggin' internet. XD YAY, TY much. I'll accept, cash, credit, check, or money orders. ;D You're so absolutely wretched at StarTropics even the friggin' yo-yo knows it, and every time you swing it, it recoils and hits you in the face. Imagine how'd that feel with the super nova... or the baseball bat... or the horsehides... or the laser...
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Post by barockmanobama on May 21, 2009 22:07:52 GMT -5
You're so bad at Startropics that the game makes itself easier out of pity for you, then the word FAIL appears instead of "The End", and the cartridge wrestles free of the Nintendo and beheads you so you don't spend the rest of your life being as bad at this game as you are during your final moments. Whoa, that was a lot of text.
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brucependragon
Ace Pitcher
I like you, but my avatar doesn't.
Posts: 103
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Post by brucependragon on May 24, 2009 13:05:25 GMT -5
You're so bad at Startropics that when you combine the cubes, a message appears that says "Thank you Mike, but our princess is on another spaceship."
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Coralcola
Global Moderator
Forget the Hollywood mess. If I was host, I'd have Wheel tape on C-Island. :)
Posts: 1,981
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Post by Coralcola on May 24, 2009 17:49:59 GMT -5
You're so rotten at ST that when you stick the bananas in your ears, they, most appropriately, turn brown, rot, die, infect you with bananaearitis, and you die within milliseconds. And if you don't remember what bananaearitis is, here's a reminder: startropics.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=intros&thread=962&page=1*I'm not Drew Carey, I have to keep referencing old material to stay remotely funny.*
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on May 25, 2009 9:49:21 GMT -5
You're so bad at Startropics that when you combine the cubes, a message appears that says "Thank you Mike, but our princess is on another spaceship." lol I was so gonna make a comic out of that.
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