STARTROPIC FANFICTION

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This fancic is about my advanture with Zoda.

- Bartek......... Bartek..........
I seen girl in my dream's.
- I'm waiting for you!
I'm quickly get up.
I - Huh! Who is she? I'm New in the Brzeziny School. It's strange. I'm never seen she's beafore.
When i go to scholl i heard that same voice in dream.
- Bartek............ Bartek..............
I - Hey. What the f**k!
At that moment flash blinding me. When i awake i seen the beach and Ocean.
I - Holy Crap! Where i'am.
One girl on beach answer.
Melisa - You been in the C-Island. My name is Melisa. Nice to meet you.
I - Well..... Melisa. Nice name. My name is Bartek.
Melisa - Come with me to Coralcola.
I - Ok.
I go with her to Coralcola. I seen the wooden house's and some viliger's. That's Been amazing. I go to the Chief Hut.
Coralcola Chief - Welcome in Coralcola Bartek.
I - How did you know my name?
Coralcola Chief - Well..... Mica. Came from Argonia was said me about you.
At this moment Mica was Entered.
Mica - Welcome Bartek on Coralcola.
I - Someone will said me WHAT THE HELL IS DOING?
Mica - Well..... The girl from your dream is my very best friend. Jesica. Well..... She was chosen you to rescued her.
I - What? Never mind. Who was sumoned me to this Island.
Mica - I'm.
I - Well...... Send me back to my country. I'm must back.
Mica - Sorry. But that power have only Jesica.
She's gave me Island Yo-Yo.
Mica - Take this yo-yo.
I - What. I'm must rescue Your friend using a TOY?
Mica - That is not toy. This is powerfull weapon. Now go on.
Mica Lead me to Island Shaman House.
Shaman - Welcome Bartek. I'm Shaman of Coralcoal. And sister of Chief. Your mission is rescue Jesica. The best friend of Mica.
I - How did you know it?
Shaman - I'm a Shaman. I know All. Now was start your island curage. You must go throught Island Tunel. But in there was been a lot of monster's.
I - MONSTER'S?
Shaman - Yes. But remember. Shoting star will deffended you.
And i come to Island Tunel.

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I going throught the tunels. On the last chamber i said....
I - That's Been monster's? Some rat's and slimes and......
I seen big snake in the water.
I - HOLY CRAP!!!
C-Serpent - Welllcommme in the C-iiisland.
I - Well...... I'm only said if i'm not good taste.
C-Serpent - You are....... Delllicious.
I - Meybe i'm Delicious. But. I'M DONT WANT BEEN EATEN!
And i'm start fighting with C-Serpent. At the end of this Battle i cut off used my knife C-Serpend Venom Fang.
I - Die Snake!.
And i found the Oxford Chipper Book.
I - Hmmm...... Pa Pa Pa Om Pa Pa Mow Mow.
That's start moving radical.
I - O nuts! Nooooooooo..................
AND I SLIP IN THE TIME AND SPACE!

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When i awake i seen Dessert and the river. Now i seen the Pyramide.
I - I've been on Ancient Egypt. Meybe some one want help me.
I found a small shop.
- Welcome in MARK SHOP. What can i do for you.
He's seen my Yo-yo.
- You have a good item. I change my bone axe for this. I've got the Bone Axe from Mike Jones.
I - MIKE JONES? Well..... Not only I Traveling on time. Ok. I change with you.
He's Taked my Yo-Yo and i take him Axe.
- Good deal my friend.
When i exit that shop i seen the wooden boat. But at that moment i heard a Mica.
Mica - Bartek. Did you hear me?
I - Mica <Looked around> Where are you?
Mica - In C-Island. It's to hard to find you. Well....... You found the Oxford Chiper Book.
I - Yes. And when i said magical words i was back in the time.
Mica - It's to hard to back you to present. Well....... I know. Meybe Merlin will help you.
I - Merlin. The King Arthur Magican. Ok. I try go to him times.
Mica - I'cant speak more today.
She's Disconected.
I - Mica..... Mica..... Disconected. Hmm..... King Arthur. Ok.
I've open the Oxfrod Chiper Book. Well....... I'm Try back to the Future.
PA PA PA OM PA PA MOW MOW
That's mowing radical.
I SLIP IN THE TIME AND SPACE!