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Post by barockmanobama on Apr 27, 2009 21:03:05 GMT -5
A new game for us all to play. Here's how it works...I ask a serious question, or a Fourth Wall-ish question, and you respond in a completely nonsensical, funny answer.
Example Q: Why did Mica leave at the end of Zoda's Revenge?
Example A: Have you smelled Mike recently? You'd leave too if your significant other smelled like the inside of a buffalo.
Also, please clarify which game you're going to ask a question about by prefacing it with either ST for the original or ZR for Startropics 2.
Having explained the rules as best I can, I'll start with this one...
ZR Q:Why did Zoda-Z have the power to turn people into, of all things, boars?
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Apr 28, 2009 16:05:53 GMT -5
(hope I'm doing it right)
A: Why not? It's ironic, but Zoda wanted HIS welcome party to include roasted pig too!
ST Q: Why do you think the old hag from Shecola dropped the crystal ball in the pond?
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Post by barockmanobama on Apr 28, 2009 17:34:15 GMT -5
(Perfect. XD)
A:You'd be surprised at how these mystical crystal balls double wonderfully as baseballs.
ST Q: Why was the baby DOLPHIN shouting help?
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Scotty D.
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Post by Scotty D. on May 2, 2009 13:00:10 GMT -5
A: You'd shout for help too if you all of a sudden forgot how to swim.
ST Q: How'd those Mumuus get so danged powerful?
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on May 2, 2009 16:14:42 GMT -5
A: They didn't, you just got a whole lot weaker without realizing it. Q: Why is Mike's hair black when looked from far away, and orange when they make a close-up of him?
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Post by barockmanobama on May 2, 2009 21:16:48 GMT -5
A:HAIPAR HARE DAI OMGHAX.
No dudes, seriously. HyperACTIVE hair dye that changes his hair color in less than 5 seconds.
ZR Q: Why a time travel storyline?
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Coralcola
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Forget the Hollywood mess. If I was host, I'd have Wheel tape on C-Island. :)
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Post by Coralcola on May 2, 2009 23:03:01 GMT -5
Cuz Mike's real name is actually Marty... *Waits to see if the majority of people here actually get that, like I think they might* Q: Why does Mica have eerily similar ears to Link?? *snicker, snicker, snicker*
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on May 3, 2009 0:44:55 GMT -5
A: Because Argonia is Hyrule in the future, and Mica is a decendant of Zelda and Ganondorf (pointy ears + red hair)
Q: Why did the Vitamin X made Mike's skin turn red?
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Post by barockmanobama on May 3, 2009 21:06:31 GMT -5
BttF for the win, coralcola. A:It's a leftover prop from Jimmy Neutron's "The N Men" episode. You wouldn't like Mike when he's angry and on Vitamin-X! ST Q: Those things Zoda shoots from his mouth...are they supposed to be his kids or something?!
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on May 5, 2009 11:34:28 GMT -5
A: You couldn't tell? They're the SPITTING image of their father!
Q: How many Coralcolan villagers does it take to change a lightbulb? (oops, this isn't the question syle. anyway, answer was: ALL of them, because you have to talk to every last one of them before you can change the lightbulb).
Real Q: Why is there now a dead end where the exit used to be in C-Island's dungeon?
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Post by brucependragon on May 6, 2009 2:17:47 GMT -5
A: Because Dr. J got sick of the villagers poking around in his lab and dynamited the exit Q: Why did all the characters from different places and time periods in ZR speak perfect English? (by the way, Shini, that comment about Argonia being Hyrule in the future earlier made me laugh. Read a little farther into my fanfic and you'll see why)
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Post by barockmanobama on May 7, 2009 20:03:54 GMT -5
A:Self-help tapes FTW. Learn to speak English in three easy installments of $99.95! ZR Q:Why does Merlin disguise himself as the monkey and then the donkey? Was it really necessary?
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on May 11, 2009 14:13:03 GMT -5
A: Because he likes to rhyme.
Q: How is Mike able to throw his ONE sword in ZR, and throw it again as if he had infinite supplies of them?
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Post by ZeedDragon on May 16, 2009 11:48:01 GMT -5
A. Because he's not really throwing his sword, its his Psychic Shockwave in disguise.
Q. How is Mike able to survive in the stone ages winter?
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Post by barockmanobama on May 21, 2009 22:04:24 GMT -5
A:He visited MarzGurl and stole her Passion Panties. Those things can survive even the harshest of condition.
ZR Q: How are rocks supposed to kill a friggin' BEAR?!
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