You're so bad at StarTropics that at the end of the first game, he shoves the bananas in YOUR ears.
I don't know why, but I kinda thought you'd say "you're so bad at StarTropics that at the end of the first game, Mica shoves the bananas up Mike's..."
you know the rest. XD
As for me..
You're so bad at StarTropics, that you never make it in time back to Chief Miracola's hut. Bananette dies, and Mike becomes the village's sacrifice to the gods... and then re-incarnates as the boar in Coralcola everytime you load the game.