Scotty D.
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Post by Scotty D. on Jun 9, 2009 12:13:54 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics, the Anklet flew away before you could get to it to kill the Jet-Pack Jumpers.
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Jun 9, 2009 13:44:58 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics...
that by the time you got to the first boss, he had already obtained the SuperNova and learned the Ultra Psychic Shockwave.
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Post by barockmanobama on Jun 10, 2009 23:50:55 GMT -5
Here's an alternate C-Serpent joke, with the punchline being stolen from Noah Antwiler and Lewis Lovhaug. You're so bad at Startropics that the C-Serpent grew tired of waiting for you and became THE FAMOUS PURPLE-STUFFED WORM IN FLAP JAW SPACE WITH A TUNING FORK. He then went on to do A RAW-BLINK ON HARA-KIRI ROCK, HOAK HOGAN!
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Post by brucependragon on Jun 11, 2009 10:39:13 GMT -5
You're so bad at Star Tropics that your final weapon wasn't a Super Nova, it was a Black Hole.
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Coralcola
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Post by Coralcola on Jun 11, 2009 17:36:03 GMT -5
You're so bad at Star Tropics that your final weapon wasn't a Super Nova, it was a Black Hole. From a guy whose degree is in Physics, with a specialty in Astrophysics, Cosmology, and Galactic Evolution, and who didn't think of that line himself... You sir, epically win all deez interwebz, galaxies, stars, and deeee wholllllle friggin' universe. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Jun 16, 2009 17:42:35 GMT -5
You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge, that the book takes you to the Day of Lavos in Chrono Trigger. (if you haven't played Chrono Trigger, alternate joke ahead) the book takes you to the minus world in Super Mario Bros.
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Post by barockmanobama on Jun 17, 2009 0:56:45 GMT -5
You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge, that the book takes you to the Day of Lavos in Chrono Trigger. (if you haven't played Chrono Trigger, alternate joke ahead) the book takes you to the minus world in Super Mario Bros. I LOL'D HARD. You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that the pizza delivery dude has already made the trip in TRIPLICATE by the time you reach the place you normally meet him.
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Jun 19, 2009 11:43:25 GMT -5
Hahaha good one! XD Never imagined that. You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that when the chief puts the tetrads together, the screen flashes and they disappear.. while you hear the level-up jingle from Tetris.
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Post by brucependragon on Jun 19, 2009 15:40:49 GMT -5
You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge, that the book takes you to the Day of Lavos in Chrono Trigger. (if you haven't played Chrono Trigger, alternate joke ahead) the book takes you to the minus world in Super Mario Bros. Props for that. I cannot believe i didn't think of the ZR, Chrono Trigger comparison. Anyway, you're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that instead of seven tetrads, you have to collect seven Lego blocks.
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Post by barockmanobama on Jun 19, 2009 18:31:12 GMT -5
Props for that. I cannot believe i didn't think of the ZR, Chrono Trigger comparison. Anyway, you're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that instead of seven tetrads, you have to collect seven Lego blocks. "Ah crap! What am I supposed to do with only seven Lego blocks?!" LOL HARD WITH A VENGEANCE. You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that Sherlock Holmes has not only solved the mystery behind Zoda-X having "brothers" Y and Z, but he has also defeated all three of them...all this before you even press start.
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Post by brucependragon on Jun 20, 2009 10:03:53 GMT -5
(Inspired by the same chapter as last post) Oh yeah? Well you're so bad at that same chapter of Zoda's Revenge that Sherlock Holmes doesn't even waste his time meeting with you and sends the Boxcar Children to solve the mystery instead.
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Post by shinigamihedgehog on Jun 23, 2009 13:06:50 GMT -5
That's cruel. XD That happened to my Pokemon Silver cartidge. But I bet the SRAM battery was way past dead. -
You're so bad at StarTropics, that after the Spaceship blows up (god only knows how you managed to make it that far), and you fall to the ocean, you're rescued by OCTO THE HUGE, instead of the doplhin, and after you wake up, he proceeds to kill you.
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Post by barockmanobama on Jun 25, 2009 7:16:28 GMT -5
LOL, I could totally picture that happening.
You're so bad at Startropics that every boss monster in the game was waiting for you when you landed on C-Island.
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Post by shecolakitty on Jul 13, 2009 17:22:23 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics that the Monkey in the monkey maze in Egypt starts throwing stuff at Mike that only monkeys are famous for throwing.
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Post by Coralcola on Jul 14, 2009 13:54:51 GMT -5
You're so horrendously reprehensible at ST, the Chief and the Shaman notice it immediately when you land upon the island, the Chief refuses to give you the yo-yo, and proceeds to strike you down with it thereafter. /The Shaman then proceeds to deliver your ashes to Dr. J so they can be kindling for his fireplace...
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