Post by barockmanobama on Jun 10, 2009 23:50:55 GMT -5
Here's an alternate C-Serpent joke, with the punchline being stolen from Noah Antwiler and Lewis Lovhaug.
You're so bad at Startropics that the C-Serpent grew tired of waiting for you and became THE FAMOUS PURPLE-STUFFED WORM IN FLAP JAW SPACE WITH A TUNING FORK. He then went on to do A RAW-BLINK ON HARA-KIRI ROCK, HOAK HOGAN!
Props for that. I cannot believe i didn't think of the ZR, Chrono Trigger comparison.
Anyway, you're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that instead of seven tetrads, you have to collect seven Lego blocks.
"Ah crap! What am I supposed to do with only seven Lego blocks?!"
LOL HARD WITH A VENGEANCE.
You're so bad at Zoda's Revenge that Sherlock Holmes has not only solved the mystery behind Zoda-X having "brothers" Y and Z, but he has also defeated all three of them...all this before you even press start.
Post by brucependragon on Jun 20, 2009 10:03:53 GMT -5
(Inspired by the same chapter as last post) Oh yeah? Well you're so bad at that same chapter of Zoda's Revenge that Sherlock Holmes doesn't even waste his time meeting with you and sends the Boxcar Children to solve the mystery instead.
Veni, Vidi, Banana. "I came, I saw, I jammed bananas in my ears!"
Post by shinigamihedgehog on Jun 23, 2009 13:06:50 GMT -5
That's cruel. XD That happened to my Pokemon Silver cartidge. But I bet the SRAM battery was way past dead. -
You're so bad at StarTropics, that after the Spaceship blows up (god only knows how you managed to make it that far), and you fall to the ocean, you're rescued by OCTO THE HUGE, instead of the doplhin, and after you wake up, he proceeds to kill you.
You're so horrendously reprehensible at ST, the Chief and the Shaman notice it immediately when you land upon the island, the Chief refuses to give you the yo-yo, and proceeds to strike you down with it thereafter.
/The Shaman then proceeds to deliver your ashes to Dr. J so they can be kindling for his fireplace...
Miami: Where the water's warm, the drinks are cold, I don't know the names of the players, AND, I won't get sick from being too cold...