Post by shinigamihedgehog on May 11, 2009 14:08:37 GMT -5
You're so bad at StarTropics to the point that when you arrived on C-Island for the first time, Zoda had already destroyed the remaining argonians, all the villagers were turned into boars, and you couldn't get your yoyo from anyone.
YAY, TY much. I'll accept, cash, credit, check, or money orders. ;D
You're so absolutely wretched at StarTropics even the friggin' yo-yo knows it, and every time you swing it, it recoils and hits you in the face. Imagine how'd that feel with the super nova... or the baseball bat... or the horsehides... or the laser...
Miami: Where the water's warm, the drinks are cold, I don't know the names of the players, AND, I won't get sick from being too cold...
Post by barockmanobama on May 21, 2009 22:07:52 GMT -5
You're so bad at Startropics that the game makes itself easier out of pity for you, then the word FAIL appears instead of "The End", and the cartridge wrestles free of the Nintendo and beheads you so you don't spend the rest of your life being as bad at this game as you are during your final moments.