Random Thoughts With The Ox.

[Cannibal-Ox]

Who Would Win In A Fight Between Beatle Juice & Stanley Ipkiss Wearing The Mask?

Tell Me That Sam Wasn't Gay For Frodo, Go Ahead I Dare You.

Who Thinks They Should Change The Title Of The Movie "Theres Something About Mary" To "Theres Something About This Aneorexic Ghost Pirate"?

Does Anybody Find It Strange That In The Origional Tranformers Cartoon They All Could Fly? Thats Retarded. Starscream You Chose The Form Of A Plane For No Reason. Another Thing, Mega-Tron Transformed From A Giant Robot To A Gun That Could Fit In A Humans Hand. What Are You? Magic?

[Cannibal-Ox]

Whenever I'm On The Toilet I Need Readin Material.
The Other Day I'm In The Washroom At My Girlfriends House And The No Reading Material EXCEPT For The Latest Issue Of Cosmo. So I'm Leafin Through It Then Come Across A Little Blurb. It Says That Blondes Didn't Come In Existance Until The Ice Age. During The Time There Was A Shortage Of Men, So Some Women Evolved Blonde Hair In Order To Lure Men Away From Regular Brunettes.
I Was Amazed.

[Coralcola]

How ironic/interesting...

Well, I guess it proves it for sure now, times don't change, things are the same for humans as they always have been...

Oh, I guess it must also prove what the scientists have been saying for awhile now: the next Ice Age is soon upon us...