Post by bionicboots on Jun 7, 2011 14:36:01 GMT -5
Fighting hordes of enemies with a yo-yo (yo-yo)
Mike's a baseball playa, he sure can throw, yo (throw, yo)
Look! These islands form an archipelago (it's "archi-PEL-ago")
Castaway like Robinson f***iing Crusoe (Crusoe)
Sail far across the sea
It's our destiny
Whales aren't especially
Pleasant company
(not when they swallow your ship
and spit you right out of their blowhole)
Can't stop until we find Dr. J
Something tells me
Nav-Com a-was designed to be gay
But who am I to say?
I'm going to choke you with torches you d**n snake, BAM!
That was incredible
You beat the level dude
O M F G
I can't believe it
How did you achieve it?
Now go get lucky!
You managed to win somehow
Despite the fact
Your weapons blow
If you had just planned ahead and
Packed a Glock
Who would ever know?
But I guess you like bolas and bats (take that!)
Hey, if it were me, I'd bring a gat (rat a ta-tat)
Up inside the spaceship
It's a jamboree
Jumpin' twice as far
'Cause we've got zero Gs
Time to grab some weaponry
And beat this thing
Set ma phasers on to "Melt Face"
Gotta save this alien elf race
Zoda, keep those filthy claws
Away you jerk
I'll disrupt your phase
Like I was Captain Kirk
Shut your engines down
And blow this ship to bits
Gonna turn you all to space dust
"What the hell? This kid just aced us!"
I'm falling so far
Like bricks
That's how I beat
Star Tropics
